c) Ms Furness reads 'Peter Crouch: How to be a Footballer'

You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station.

c) Ms Furness reads 'Peter Crouch: How to be a Footballer'